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Ulises Toirac dedica poema a la situación en Cuba: "Esto está de apaga y vete: se acabó lo que se daba"
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Ulises Toirac dedica poema a la situación en Cuba: «Esto está de apaga y vete: se acabó lo que se daba»

Ulises Toirac. Foto: Facebook / Ulises Toirac

El humorista cubano Ulises Toirac dedicó un poema a la caótica situación en Cuba con los precios y el llamado «Ordenamiento económico»


Toirac pone como ejemplo el precio de unos bombillos para ilustrar que los precios serán impagables para los cubanos.



Si un bombillo vale eso en la tienda emelecé calculo que pa un bisté o para comprar un queso o pa poder darle un beso a…


Posted by Ulises Toirac on Saturday, December 26, 2020

A continuación el poema de Ulises Toirac:


Si un bombillo vale eso


en la tienda emelecé


calculo que pa un bisté



o para comprar un queso


o pa poder darle un beso


a una barra de guayaba


hay que cargar una jaba


de pelucas en billetes.


Esto está de apaga y vete:


se acabó lo que se daba.


No valdrá que un simple amigo


te quiera mandar estilla


hará falta una flotilla


para que carguen contigo


no es de chiste lo que digo


pensé mucho, lo confieso:


hace falta un chorro ‘e peso


pa sostener al cubano


a no ser que sea tu hermano


el mismísimo Jeff Bezos.


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  • Efren diciembre 28, 2020

    Pregonan ordenamiento
    los que la desordenaron,
    y el dinero se gastaron,
    entre derroches e invento

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