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La aduana de Cuba a estado muy presente en las redes sociales desde que se sacara a la luz la venta de productos decomisados en portales como Revolico y otros lugares de venta en la isla.
El cubano Roberto Márquez escribió una parodia sobre la Aduana de Cuba que escenificó el actor Alberto Maceo.
Aquí les dejamos la letra de esta parodia que trata un tema que indigna a todos los cubanos que viajan a la isla.
«ADUANA RELIGIOSA» Parodia: Roberto Marquez Actor:Alberto Maceo Basada en «Experiencia Religiosa» de Enrique Iglesias.
Robandote a ti Para sobrevivir Esta noche es el vuelo De Miami Me quedo esta licra Doce & gabbana Y este par de chancletas Para mi chama Ven papito ven conmigo Te voy a dejar vacío Te meto miedo Mi trato te fulmina Y si no tranzas vas con la policía
Y es que me da lo mismo cualquier cosa Luego lo repartimos entre todas Te Quito lo que encuentro y luego meto un cuento La talla es robarte cualquier cosa Puedo dejar sin blumer a tu esposa Me quedo estás sandalias tan hermosas Y si me haces bulla te traigo la patrulla Que yo se ponerme belicosa
Vuelve pronto mi amor Te necesito ya Que hay demanda de hornos En revolico Necesito la música de tus maletas Para por fin este año Hacerme las tetas Cada vez que estoy contigo Meto mano a algún decreto Y me regalo lo que me va gustando De robar vivo Y a nadie le hago caso
Y es que yo me apropio cualquier cosa Un pamper una hebilla una compota Quedarme con tu equipo Y venderlo en revolico Es una experiencia religiosa
He decomisado yo cada cosa Hasta una dentadura si es dudosa Que yo no creo en cuento Y el gasto va en aumento ¡ Hay que silla e rueda tan hermosa !
Bajese mi viejito de esa cosa Que hay demanda y están muy valiosas No me formé esa bulla que llamo la patrulla Lo ayudo a arrastrarse vea que cosa …
Y es que me da lo mismo cualquier cosa Luego lo repartimos entre todas Te Quito lo que encuentro y luego meto un cuento La talla es robarte cualquier cosa Puedo dejar sin blumer a tu esposa Me quedo estás sandalias tan hermosas Y si me haces bulla te traigo la patrulla Que yo se ponerme belicosa
La corrupción en la Aduana de Cuba es un tema recurrente y que hasta ahora lejos de mejorar ha ido a peor.
Me cago en…..porque tú no vas allá y te haces el valiente ,y fueras el primero en iniciar el cambio en la Isla ,hablas putrefacto siempre y no tiras ni una piedra.por eso que sigues siendo un I…….socio aterricé usted es lo mismo
la aduana de cuba es lo mas asqueroso y ladron que existe en le mundo te quitan tus pertenencias nuestros tarecos nuestras cositas que con trabajo y sacrificios logramos comprar para despues verselos a ellos mismo en la calle o ver como ellos mismos venden nuestras cosita es triste muy triste
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